He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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