singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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