it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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