i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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