My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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