After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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