I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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