No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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