I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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