I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
jump out the window naked night went bad
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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