you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
