There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
be right there i have to get my cape
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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