I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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