It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Randomize