ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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