I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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