I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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