Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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