oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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