At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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