you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You left your phone here
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