So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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