she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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