Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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