So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
no you cant smoke seaweed
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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