Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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