So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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