with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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