i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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