whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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