I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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