OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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