More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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