did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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