goodnight i made you a song goodbye
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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