If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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