No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Oh god it's open bar.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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