Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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