i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Everclear isn't food dammit
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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