rhymes with "ouble enetration"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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