So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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