Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Randomize
