Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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