so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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