I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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