: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I didn't notice because vodka
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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