Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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