he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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