It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize