well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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