I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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