please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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