At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
ugly people sure do ruin things
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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