I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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