I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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