I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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