i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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