I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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